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CHUCK NORRIS
Full Name: Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris
Age: Supposedly 75; possibly ageless
Occupation: Martial Artist, Action Movie Hero, Etc.
Affiliations: Expandables, Karate Commandos,Texas Rangers, Etc.
FEATS/FACTS
-Defeat many foes throughout his life and career
-Once got buried in a truck, used a beer to revive himself, then drove the truck out of the earth
-Ghosts gather around the campfire to tell Chuck Norris stories
-Even the Boogeyman is afraid of him
-His credit cards have no limits; he maxed them out
-Can force someone to fall UP the stairs
-Once caught all 719 Pokemon in Super Mario Bros with a Goomba
-Is the REAL reason why dinosaurs went extinct
-When he thinks, the universe expands
-Can delete the recycling bin
-Made a 3-sided square
-And many, many, many, MANY more facts and feats that would make this bio too long
STRENGTH
-When doing pushups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the Earth down
-Can kick a man so hard that he does six backflips
SPEED
-Is fast enough to run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head
-Only he can travel at negative distances
DURABILITY
-Survived eating an entire bottle of sleeping pills; all THAT did was made him blink
-Had also survived many things that no ordinary human should
MARTIAL ARTS
-Is a master of Tang Soo Do, Karate, Judo, Taekwondo, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, and Chun Kuk Do (a martial art that he invented)
EXPERIENCE WITH FIREARMS
-Has great experience with using firearms, such as guns and bazookas...
-...that seem to have near-infinite amounts of ammo
ROUNDHOUSE KICK
-Chuck's trademark attack
-Powerful enough to produce destructive power roughly equivalent to the Big Bang
DEATH STARE
-Can stare a man to death with enough concentration
SHAPE-SHIFTING ABILITIES
-Can morph into animals, such as bears and eagles
THIRD FIST
-Has a third fist hidden in his beard
OTHER ABILITIES
-Can swim through land
-Can beat Paper, Rock, AND Scissors
-Can count to infinity... twice
-According to Einstein's Theory of Relativity, Chuck can roundhouse kick you yesterday
WEAKNESSES
-Lost to Bruce Lee, because Bruce Lee is no joke
-Chest hair makes him easily grabable
-Does not have a flawless amount of victories
(Chuck Norris: If you come back and in here, I'm gonna hit you with so many rights, you're gonna beg for a left.)
Full Name: Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris
Age: Supposedly 75; possibly ageless
Occupation: Martial Artist, Action Movie Hero, Etc.
Affiliations: Expandables, Karate Commandos,Texas Rangers, Etc.
FEATS/FACTS
-Defeat many foes throughout his life and career
-Once got buried in a truck, used a beer to revive himself, then drove the truck out of the earth
-Ghosts gather around the campfire to tell Chuck Norris stories
-Even the Boogeyman is afraid of him
-His credit cards have no limits; he maxed them out
-Can force someone to fall UP the stairs
-Once caught all 719 Pokemon in Super Mario Bros with a Goomba
-Is the REAL reason why dinosaurs went extinct
-When he thinks, the universe expands
-Can delete the recycling bin
-Made a 3-sided square
-And many, many, many, MANY more facts and feats that would make this bio too long
STRENGTH
-When doing pushups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the Earth down
-Can kick a man so hard that he does six backflips
SPEED
-Is fast enough to run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head
-Only he can travel at negative distances
DURABILITY
-Survived eating an entire bottle of sleeping pills; all THAT did was made him blink
-Had also survived many things that no ordinary human should
MARTIAL ARTS
-Is a master of Tang Soo Do, Karate, Judo, Taekwondo, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, and Chun Kuk Do (a martial art that he invented)
EXPERIENCE WITH FIREARMS
-Has great experience with using firearms, such as guns and bazookas...
-...that seem to have near-infinite amounts of ammo
ROUNDHOUSE KICK
-Chuck's trademark attack
-Powerful enough to produce destructive power roughly equivalent to the Big Bang
DEATH STARE
-Can stare a man to death with enough concentration
SHAPE-SHIFTING ABILITIES
-Can morph into animals, such as bears and eagles
THIRD FIST
-Has a third fist hidden in his beard
OTHER ABILITIES
-Can swim through land
-Can beat Paper, Rock, AND Scissors
-Can count to infinity... twice
-According to Einstein's Theory of Relativity, Chuck can roundhouse kick you yesterday
WEAKNESSES
-Lost to Bruce Lee, because Bruce Lee is no joke
-Chest hair makes him easily grabable
-Does not have a flawless amount of victories
(Chuck Norris: If you come back and in here, I'm gonna hit you with so many rights, you're gonna beg for a left.)
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Gaston
Height: "Roughly the size of a barge"
Weight: Unknown, but can't be too much of a lightweight
Affiliations: LeFou, The Bimbettes, The Villagers
Occupations: Hunter, "Hero of the Town"
Feats
A famed hunter and dubbed hero of the town
Loved by pretty much everyone living in the village
Could get all the ladies
-Especially the Bimbettes
Is popular enough that a large painting of him was hung at the wall of the town's tavern
Rallied the villagers and attacked the Beast's castle
Nearly killed the Beast
Has the best running gag in the House of Mouse
Skills & Abilities
Strength
Punched LeFou through the air
Casually lifted a bench with
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GRAVEYARD IN AUSTRALIA
-1:15 AM-
Chuck crossed his arms, sensing his foe. He turned to face him. It was a rather idiotic looking man. The strange man stood around 6’2, wearing black pants, a blue vest, sunglasses, and brown soap box-like shoes. On top of his head was a large blonde afro in a perfect spherical shape.
This was the man who called him out? This was the buffoon? Chuck couldn’t believe his eyes. The Texas Ranger held a hand and pointed at the man threateningly.
“Bobobo right? You thought I wouldn’t hear you talking shit about my feats?” he asked. Bobobo held his hand.
“You’re already w
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Story:
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Unfortunately, his power had caught the attention of a breed known as “vs debate
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Can I use this?
And I believe it or not I know 3 combatants who can beat him.
And I believe it or not I know 3 combatants who can beat him.