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Bart Simpson Slingshots Into Death Battle!

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BART SIMPSON

Aliases: Bartman, Stretch Dude, Cupcake Kid, El Barto, etc.
Full Name: 
Bartholomew JoJo "BartSimpson
Age: Because Bart lives in a floating timeline, he doesn't seem to age despite being a young boy, leading to some inconsistencies as to when he was born
Occupation: Student, occasional superhero, daredevil, spokesperson for Butterfinger candy bars, etc.

FEATS
-One of the most recognizable cartoon characters in history
-In The Simpsons Movie, helped Homer saved Springfield from total destruction
-Managed to outwit his personal nemesis, Sideshow Bob, many, many times
-Shot down a Major League Baseball satellite with a tank
-Upon getting his hands on Denis Leary's phone, proceeded to make prank calls to various people around the world

SKILL
-Highly skilled prankster
-Equally skilled prank caller
-Amateur graffiti artist

-Is skilled in cooking, tennis, hockey, etc.
-Is fluent in multiple languages

STRENGTH
-Bart has easily overpowered Nelson Muntz in two separate episodes with easy (24 minutes, The Great Wife Hope)
 -Nelson, by the way, is both strong to lift multiple kids at once, and tough enough to tank multiple punches from Jimbo, Dolph and Kearney at the same time without noticing (Bart Star, Dial "N" for Nerder)
-Can physically keep up with Skinner in a stick-fight, who is strong enough to walk across a river and plow through a concrete street without a scratch (The Boy who Know Too much, Please Homer, Don't Hammer Them)
-Strangled an Adult Ostrich to unconciousness with his bare hands (How Munched Is That Birdie In The Window)
-In a DVD commercial, threw a DVD disc hard enough to knock off the head of a statue

-Strength can be increased via size manipulation and/or other means

SPEED
-Most likely normal for a kid his age

DURABILITY
-Survived various Couch Gags, including getting stomped on by a giant foot, being stranded in the desert, and even a Robot Chicken sketch
-Survived getting strangled on an almost regular basis
-Survived falling from great heights, from a tall building to a waterfall

WEAPONS AND EQUIPMENT

Slingshot

-Bart's trademark weapon of choice
-Can use it to fire various objects, such as cherry bombs, rocks, even cats and dogs


Cherry Bombs

-An approximately spherical exploding firework
-Shown to be powerful enough to 
make all toilets in Bart's school act like geysers (just imagine what kind of damage that could do to opponents)

Book of Magic

-Gives Bart the power of necromancy, allowing him to raise hordes of undead zombies

Experience with Firearms

-Has been shown to have experience with weapons, such as:
 -Handguns
 -Shotguns
 -Machine guns
 -Etc.

Driving Skills

-Has shown great skill in driving vehicles, such as:
 -Cars
 -Tanks
 -Etc.

Skills in Martial Arts

-Has shown moderately great skill in karate

ALTER EGOS AND ABILITIES

Bartman

-Obvious parody of Batman
-Can use his cape for gliding and can fire grappling hooks


Stretch Dude

-Obvious parody of Mr. Fantastic and Plastic Man
-In this state, Bart can stretch any part of his body like rubber...even his eyeballs


Cupcake Kid

-Sidekick to Homer Simpson's alter ego, Pie Man
-Has various cupcakes to throw at opponents


Shadow Knight

-The most powerful character/Bart's avatar in the online game Earthland Realms
-Carries a flame sword for battling opponents
-Can donate his health to a defeated/killed opponent, greatly weakening him


Bartzilla

-Obvious parody of Godzilla
-Most likely has some of Godzilla's abilities, such as atomic fire breath, shear monster size and strength


Power Suit

-Made from stolen robot parts
-Increases Bart's strength?
-Comes with a buzzsaw hand that can easily cut through metal and human flesh


OTHER ABILITIES/EQUIPMENT

Psychic Abilities

-Allows Bart to bend reality with his mind, as well as read the minds of others

Skills in Magic

-Has shown to have skills in magic, though not exactly a master of magic
-Can cast spells using his (or his sister's) magic wand


Size Manipulation

-Allows him to grow or shrink to the size of bacteria

Flight

-Gives him the ability to fly (obviously)

Stopwatch

-Gives Bart the power to stop time itself


Vampirism

-Gives Bart vampiric powers, such as levitation and blood-sucking

Lycanthrope

-Gives Bart the abilities of a werewolf, such as feral senses and sharp claws

Zombie Abilities

-Gives Bart the ability to eat brains and/or spread zombie virus

Astral Projection

-Lets Bart basically become a ghost
-That's about it


WEAKNESSES

-Pranks often land him in trouble
-Intelligence varies
-Is still a kid?
-Durability is rather inconsistent
-Zombies can cause things to go from bad to worse

(Bart Simpson: Eat my shorts!)
Everyone's favorite yellow mischief maker has arrived! What skills and weapons will he bring to the battlefield?

(NOTE: Sorry for the shortness of this bio. If there's anything that you feel is missing, please let me know in the comments below. Thank you.)

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